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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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