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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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