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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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