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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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