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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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