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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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