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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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