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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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