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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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