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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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