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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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