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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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