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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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