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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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