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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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