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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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