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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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