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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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