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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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