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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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