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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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