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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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