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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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