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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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