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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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