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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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