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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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