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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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