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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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