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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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