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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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