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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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