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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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