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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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