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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

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He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

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Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

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They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

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A dentist.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

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Boisterous.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

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It's in full swing.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

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Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

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Full Court Press.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

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She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

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OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

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Counter clock wise.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

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They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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