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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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