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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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