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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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