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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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