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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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