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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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