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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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