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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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