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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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