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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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