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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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