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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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