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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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