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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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