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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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A buoys club.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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A tripod.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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