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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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