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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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