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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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