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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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