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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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