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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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