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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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