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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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