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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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