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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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