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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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