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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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