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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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