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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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