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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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