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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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