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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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