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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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