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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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