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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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