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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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