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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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