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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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