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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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