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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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