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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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