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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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