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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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