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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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