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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

1872

Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

1545

What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

2603

What food is this?

Apple Pie

3054

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

1826

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981

Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

58

What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

2700

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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