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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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