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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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