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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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