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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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