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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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