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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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