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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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