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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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