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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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