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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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