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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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