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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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