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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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