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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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