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It escapes me.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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