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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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