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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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