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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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