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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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