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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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