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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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