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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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