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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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