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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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