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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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