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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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