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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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