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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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