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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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