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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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