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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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