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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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