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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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