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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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