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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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