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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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