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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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