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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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