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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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