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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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