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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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