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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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