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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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