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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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