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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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