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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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