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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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