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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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