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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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