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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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