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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

3152

When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

2040

What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

874

Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

2297

What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

135

Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970

What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

1818

What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

1196

What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

1412

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

1966