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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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