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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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