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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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