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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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