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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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