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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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