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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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