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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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A pear of scissors.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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