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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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