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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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