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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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