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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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