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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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