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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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