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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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