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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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