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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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