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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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