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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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