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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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