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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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