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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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