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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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