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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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