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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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