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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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