Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

892
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

712
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

1746
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

2968
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

1596
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

521
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

2899
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

2323
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

3040
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

1892
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789