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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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