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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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