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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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