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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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