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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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