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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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