Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

1781
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

2940
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

2230
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

1486
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

594
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

1116
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

3158
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

2722
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

1535
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

1836
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

1659