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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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