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Akiva Lane
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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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