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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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