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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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