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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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