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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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