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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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