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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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