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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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